Mum: i should go shower ... or wii ... or something ( Read more... )

Me: MS Word fails at grammar
My Mother: so do me
Me: i don't want you to say that phrase to me ever again

So. My Two Lines fic is currently at 6178 words. By the bizarre structure my brain has decided is perfect for this fic, that puts me at Act II, Scene II ( Read more... )

*turns water on and steps in*
Crap, my hair's going to get wet from this...
Oh, I'll just put it up, I've got a hair-tie in my pants...
...
I'm naked.
...
Moron.

In other news, I finally have a keyboard where the spacebar works, so I've started my Two Lines fic.

...

I have 137 words.

Apparently the spacebar only helps if you're not shit. *

Unemployed again. Yay team ( Read more... )

Oh, Hai! We downgrded ur winz ( Read more... )

So. Yesterday started with a stomach pain that felt like the beginnings of a painful death and left me hobbling around the house like a little, old woman while freaking out about the possibility of a burst appendix. I had to tug all my clothes off the coat hangers because I couldn't reach and then the pain mysteriously went away the second i got ( Read more... )

I read a book today that said: Zen Buddhism asks nothing, and teaches nothing. However, Nothing teaches us that nothing looks, feels and bounces like Tofu.

Which begs the (Zen) question: Who teaches Tofu to bounce?

(It's a good movie. See it. Blahblahblah.)

( Coffee and Penises. And Eggs. Something about Brioche. )

( Apparently 'lj-embed' is different to 'lj-cut' )

I finally managed to actually finish a kickstart fic. I've just got to finish those other two fics now. (They're at 3000+ and 6000+ respectively. And, yes. Still no nudity.)

And this one? PG. There are no personbits in PG.

Title: Game Theory Does Not Apply in the Pegasus Galaxy.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: PG
Pairing: McShep-ish ( Read more... )